{"product_id":"not-here-to-spiders-hoodie","title":"Not Here to F*** Spiders Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who is absolutely not interested in negotiating with eight legs. The Not Here to F*** Spiders Hoodie pairs bold Aussie humour with an easy everyday layer for colder days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"abc-size-guide\" style=\"margin:20px 0;border-top:1px solid #dce1d7;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;padding:16px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;cursor:pointer;\"\u003eSize guide — measurements in cm\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding-top:12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium pullover hoodies — Cotton Heritage M2580\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompare with a similar garment you already own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:left;font-size:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:8px 0;\"\u003eGarment measurements in centimetres (cm)\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:2px solid #153b32;background:#eef3ef;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:2px solid #153b32;background:#eef3ef;\"\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:2px solid #153b32;background:#eef3ef;\"\u003eChest width, flat (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e48.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e53.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e58.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e63.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e67.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eMeasurements converted from the manufacturer's inches and rounded to 0.1 cm. 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