{"product_id":"not-here-to-spiders-tee","title":"Not Here to F*** Spiders Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who sees a spider and immediately rethinks the whole situation. The Not Here to F*** Spiders Tee brings classic Aussie humour to an easy everyday fit. Wear it to the pub, the barbecue or anywhere you need to make your position on spiders crystal clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"abc-size-guide\" style=\"margin:20px 0;border-top:1px solid #dce1d7;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;padding:16px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;cursor:pointer;\"\u003eSize guide — measurements in cm\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"padding-top:12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStandard T-shirts — Bella + Canvas 3001\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompare with a similar garment you already own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:left;font-size:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:8px 0;\"\u003eGarment measurements in centimetres (cm)\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:2px solid #153b32;background:#eef3ef;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:2px solid #153b32;background:#eef3ef;\"\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:2px solid #153b32;background:#eef3ef;\"\u003eChest width, flat (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #dce1d7;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eSupplier measurements may vary by up to 5 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly the colour and size combinations shown in the selector can be ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide#staple\"\u003eFull size guide and measuring help\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Aussie Banter Co.","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":67652213014837,"sku":"3713267","price":39.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":67655055114549,"sku":"4697111","price":39.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 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