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Not Here to F*** Spiders Tee
$39.95
For anyone who sees a spider and immediately rethinks the whole situation. The Not Here to F*** Spiders Tee brings classic Aussie humour to an easy everyday fit. Wear it to the pub, the barbecue or anywhere you need to make your position on spiders crystal clear.
Size guide — measurements in cm
Standard T-shirts — Bella + Canvas 3001
Compare with a similar garment you already own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the hem.
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest width, flat (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 56 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71 |
Supplier measurements may vary by up to 5 cm.
Only the colour and size combinations shown in the selector can be ordered.